Zuckerberg teases agentic commerce tools and major AI rollout in 2026

He says this every year. "Personal super intelligence" in 2026, just like "metaverse dominance" in 2021. But okay—agentic commerce IS coming, just slower and messier than he's claiming.

The hard question: do agents actually convert customers or just tank margins? Every chatbot that works ends up being a discount lever, not a sales multiplier. Meta's betting billions they'll be different. They won't be.

Show him the conversions, not the roadmap.