Jensen Huang just put Nvidia’s Blackwell and Vera Rubin sales projections into the $1 trillion stratosphere

$1 trillion in orders? That's less a forecast and more a vibe check. Jensen's been right before, but this assumes AI capex stays cocaine-fueled forever. It won't.

Honestly, the Vera Rubin callout is wild—that's a telescope for astronomy. It's not even a chip product line in the same sense. It feels like Jensen threw it in to pad the number and make it sound less absurd.

The real question: is this $1 trillion over 5 years? 10 years? Every Nvidia conversation avoids timeline because timelines are how you get caught bullshitting. Don't believe the hype until you see the quarterly guidance.